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Gentlemen. You've been receiving

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threats from some of your fans.

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So they're gonna die?

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No, Pickles, they're threatening

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YOU.

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That's, that's a different

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Yes, before the show, we should

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couple safety briefings- I've

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very specific sys--

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Very well then. Anything else?

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Hm. Any new ideas for the

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I remember you all complaining

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that you're sick of the uh--

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Oh yes. Guys? Ares you ready?

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Here's the new merch.

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Dis is "Time travels face bag".

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Time travel face bag, am I

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right?

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Looks like you have, um, some

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bags. What are you doing?

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We're traveling trough time.

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Yeah. You put your Face bag on

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travel through time.

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Dear God! You, boy in the

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What day is it?

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It is Wedne- It's Friday, it's

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I must've traveled through time

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We've figured out how to travel

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time at the speed of regular

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plastic bags.

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Dethklok's UNDERWATER album

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is making huge news again after

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being the biggest budgeted

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history, later followed by class

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lawsuit. The band's front-man

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Explosion had sworn that this

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never be played live.

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This album isn't for humans.

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under water sea creatures.

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will not play it for humans.

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That was several months ago.

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billions of DETHKLOK fans have

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standard petitions. Which did

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until a group of renegade

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instilled the 'suicide petition'

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'terrorist petition'. Destroying

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monuments and leaving the

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littered with the carcasses of

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and other innocent people.

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Though I do not believe this is

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thing to do artistically. I do

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believe this is the right thing

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financially.

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Dethklok is performing DETHWATER

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the first time ever. General

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This is taking place in Poland

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gulf of Danzig. They are

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to the sea. To the fish in the

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Sea.

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Yes. Anything else?

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No Senator. We expect severe

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of natural resources and death

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Very well then. Meeting

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Now is the time.

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Yes, I know. According to the

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scriptures they must be killed.

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apocalypse of Metal will be upon

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Good then our plans are set.

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General. Salacia is in my mind.

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dreadful feeling that something

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is going to happen.

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General Crozier, your transport

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I'm off to meet an important

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ship off tonight and we'll meet

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rendezvous.

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Yes.

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You know who I am.

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Yes.

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I've been trying to reach you

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You're an illusive bastard.

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The only reason you've found me

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because I let you.

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Your brother's been killed.

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And how would you know?

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Because he worked for me.

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He was the best I had.

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What do you want?

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I know who killed your brother.

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you want revenge I can give it

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♪♪♪

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♪ I call out to the beasts of

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the sea to come forth and

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joing us. This night is yours.

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'Cause, one day we'll all be

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with you in the black and deep.

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One day you will all go into the

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water. Go. Into. The water. Live

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Kill them all!

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Dethklok will die.

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I promise.

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Now! Fire missiles!

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♪ Gone are days of man

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empires. Let's transform to take

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in water.

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Cloaked in scales we

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swim and swim on ♪

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What the hell

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is going on?

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They've got us surrounded.

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Quickly, to the

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Penta-PODS.

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Ahhhhhhh!

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Ohhhhhhhhh!

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Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

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Shoot them down!

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Ayeeee!

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Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

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You're mine.

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Whats in de [bleep] names of

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Odin!? What de hell was dat?

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Dude. Wheres ares wes? What's de

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[bleep] did we just flys in?

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What de hell was wrong with your

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guitar sounds tonight?

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What de hells dat supposed to

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It sounded great.

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Nope. It sounds dildos. Agains.

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Dude. It was a fan attack.

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Offdenson warned us about.

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Why do fans feel that they have

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that? What, to get noticed?

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I know. There's so many nice

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there. And then just a couple of

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gotta attack you? It spoils it

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everyone.

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I know, that's sad. It's sad for

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It IS sad. It's sad for them.

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It's pathetic, it just makes me

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sorry for 'em that's all.

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Oh, must be a rescue team. Hey,

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Down here! It's us, Dethklok,

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the middle of nowhere!

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Oh I hope they brought some

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[bleep] food.

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I feel like eating cheese. Like

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fancy cheese. Like what's the

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that cheese? Renoir.

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Yeah I could do that. Maybe a

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Aid, of the grape persuasion?

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Oh look. Firecrackers.

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Oh, let's steal 'em.

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I remember what I was a k--

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I'm just sayings I can hears

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ringing out in my monitor mix.

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half assing it.

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How dare you!? I'm selling it,

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kicking ass, you just stand

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(groans), just boring, I'm

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every--

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Yeah well that's the expense of

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playing. You see Toki--

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Dats weird.

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Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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Ahhhhhhhh!!! Who's dat guy!

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Send your men in!

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General, it's a counter attack!

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It's time to die.

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Is will sees you in Valhallska.

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I've always hated you,

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I knows, Toki. I knows.

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That's my bread and butter your

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[bleep] with.

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(fighting sounds)

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Noooooo!

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It's time.

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No, we must pray first, or it

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devastating!

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Do it! NOW!

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Pater noster, qui es in caelis,

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Sanctificetur--

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You have betrayed me.

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Be blind.

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Nooooo!

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What are you doing?

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You, I need alive. Sleep.

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We will meet again.

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The Metalocalypse has begun.

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Chirp.

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